Beneath

The promotional statement for this movie should have been "Wanna watch a c grade version of the movie JAWS, then watch Beneath!!!". Yaa, it was horror genre indeed because I was horrified with the disgusting looking artificial fish, the dumb ass high school  pass outs and their mindless idea of adventure. All in all it was a crass movie.

A guy owns a lake which breeds a flesh eating fish and he takes his friends or a farewell party in the lake. Well it definitely turned to be a farewell - From Life!

Funny thing I noticed that the guy called Jhonny actually looked like Kunal Khemu. And funnier thing is, Kunal and his look alike, they both do crappy cinema.

That other girl was not required for the plot. (although the plot itself was pretty much not required, anyways moving on).

The geek was smart but it would have been fun if he was kept for some more time because I thought he was the only person who understood what acting meant in the entire movie.

Jhonny did not have much dialogues I believe the director had seen Kunal Khemu's acting and he did not have any hopes at all from his look alike.

Kitty Kat - name is so cheesy. I hated that girl. She was not hot. She was just another blonde who managed to make every guy in the movie go mad about her. Now only if she had that conviction in her acting.

The two brother were good looking.. A little treat for my eyes I would say. But they were so pathetic at times that they were actually shouting at the fish and asking the fish what that creep wants? I mean dude it's an artificial fish. I have a big doubt that when the movie was shot that whether there was any screenplay writer or even better I believe it was pretty much self shot without a director.


I don't know why they turned one of the brothers into a psychopath. I don't know why that creepy man was waiting at the shore when he knew that his beloved Jhonny was out there.

Ohh yes I forgot another dumb scene in the movie. The kids were actually trying to scare the fish with crackers. Ya fire crackers. And just take a wild guess how they were doing this huge task. They were lighting the firecrackers and they were throwing them in the water. I don't know which school they passed out from but as per my knowledge water extinguishes fire. But it was hilarious.

All in all I regret the fact that I wasted my time watching this movie. But I pretty much liked writing about it because I had so much bad to say about it.

They wanted to show survival of the fittest they accomplished it as I somehow survived through the entire movie.

Its my earnest request please do not watch this movie ever. And if you really hate someone tie them up to a chair and make them watch this movie. They will surely suffer to the extreme.

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FADING GIGOLO

Love the saxophone and the jazz music at the beginning of the movie it gives the movie such a vintage feel.

Personally I do not like Woody Allen. Well you can I don’t get the comedy that he portrays so I can’t relate to his movies. But this movie seemed to me different may be because of its name or may be because of its story.

The story revolves around a middle aged man who used to work in a book store but the owner decides to close the shop. This owner is a good friend of the man and he pursues him to become a gigolo to make some lady happy. Things turn into something else and the story starts to boil up.

Life is all about unexpected series of events which slowly molds your entire future. So this virtual guy loses his job and somehow manages to become the sexiest gigolo in town. But then of course he falls in love with a damsel in distress and he becomes the knight in the shining armor and brings the best out of this damsel. To his dismay the damsel only takes this as a service and not as real affection and she actually confesses her sins and happily goes away with the policeman.

Now where does woody allen comes in the picture. Well he is the pimp and he creates his own magic with the witty dialogues that he delivers. He makes dirty jokes with his clients but when he cracks a joke it’s simply lovely.

I personally do not see a proper dimension in the movie. Because the aspect of turning into a gigolo is vague and somewhat unnecessary for me. Yes, it’s true that as he was a gigolo you can watch a few steamy scene in the movie but then again I don’t find them as relevant as I thought it would be.

I am not ashamed of calling myself dumb but seriously I don’t get the Allen movies. Why I liked this particular movie is firstly because of its name secondly because of its protagonist (he is surely a man ;) and you know what I am talking about) thirdly for the jokes that Woody Allen cracks (only those which I could understand) and lastly for the foreign language (I believe it was French) which was used in a poetic manner here and there in the movie. These things were lovely.

In totality I won’t say you must watch it but not a bad movie. If you are a movie buff like me definitely your time won’t be wasted watching it.

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DELIVERY MAN

Now I really liked the movie Vicky Donor but now I can’t say that anymore. I love this movie really.

The concept is nearly the same need of money sperm donation and later on revelation of n number of children who wants to meet their biological father.

 Although it was meant to be a comedy movie but I being an emotional drama queen, actually sobbed a few times.

So the acting was good not a doubt in it.  But the storyline and the entire plot the weaving of the scenes and the connectivity was awesome. It was heart melting how the movie had a happy ending turning it into a fairy tale.

The part of the girlfriend was unnecessary till the time in the hospital when all the 533 children came to visit the new born that was sweet.

The best friend come counsel was a bit too shabby and not a well sketched character. He could have been better other than that everything was great.

I really adored a few of the kids they looked gooood.. ;)

I would surely recommend everyone to watch it. Because its sweet and loving and it actually is good for all the guys out there who are afraid of commitments as it shows that settling down is not all bad.

It’s definitely a keep it movie for me. Although I did not have much constructive to say about this movie but it’s a good time film which you can enjoy without anything to worry.

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About Last Night

Relationships are definitely messy. Everybody goes through it so the movie has that instant connection once the actual plot starts off.

The movie does not have the star attraction in the casting section but I believe the female protagonist “Debby” has actually done a commendable job.

The character Dan is not as good looking as the story claims but OK better than his joker friend “Bernie”.

But I would say I was entirely impressed by Debbie’s friend and on and off roommate “Joan”.

Although I have seen her in a few other movies as well but her presence on the scene has definitely worked as a glue.

The plot is very simple. It simply states the complications that a boy and a girl goes through once they actually starts a real relationship.

The compromises, the restrictions, the silence and finally the constant arguments. In midst of all this still there is love somewhere but the question is whether they find it or not.

1^st part is really slow. But then the interest grows as the movie progresses. I just remembered the best part for me was the song of Bruno Mars when the split happens and also I simply loved the gesture when Dan brought the puppy for Debbie on the next day of the disastrous Thanksgiving.

Overall I liked it. Will I watch it again?? Aaahhh... Nay!! One time watch. Well what can I say, I have set a high standard for movies? :P

Final verdict: Keep it, to show it to the person you love so that you can have a topic of discussion when you have the long night chats.

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A Haunted House 2

I can't think of where to start from. 

Ohk let's start with the good points. The list is short but still. A few dialogues are truly funny. All Nigga stuff. No pun intended. The spooks were quite terrifying at times. Actually i was startled by a few scenes myself.

The acting is too loud but I believe the script demanded that so each and every character actually nailed it. But the best part was when it was over.

Now the negative points. The film was definitely a spoof of all the horror genre recent movies. But it came nothing near to The Scary Movies series. There was hardly any real comic timing. The bed scenes were ultra gross.

I actually had to skip ahead. Truly speaking I had to skip ahead many a few times in the movie. Best performance was given by the doll which was shit scary looking. Very racist movie. Extremely boring at times. Repetitive scenes with the boogeyman. And the main exorcism did not have any link with the videos that Malcolm found.

It was definitely a trash movie.